things that make you go ewwww,

WARNING:this post is not meant for those who may get grossed out or those who may judge me based on my disgusting offspring.

Just heard from upstairs G age 3: "Daddy I need you!"
The tone was not of true distress so I responded "Go back to bed!"
He then calls back "I need you to come smell my fingers!"
My perceptive husband who is aware I am contemplating walking into the woods and making camp like a hermit for the next 18 years (or till the children move out) raises from his relaxed position on the couch to tend the young person.
I then hear G from upstairs "do you need to wash all my finger?"

The circus is looking good folks if you see me wandering off into the sunset do not stop me, I repeat do not stop me!