things I can't beleive I have said out loud...,

"calm down and give your father the gun!" as always hollered loudly outside.

It was actually not as bad as it sounds it was a nerf gun which we wouldn't normally have except A. got a gift card for his birthday and he asked "so you can use it to buy anything in Wal-mart?" and without thinking I said "Yes."
Rookie mistake, you would think I was new!