G pee's his way through Cape Breton!

Sorry this is a post where I plummet deep into bad parenting that is, if embarrassing your children via the internet makes you a bad mother! Let's be honest folks I couldn't properly describe the trip without including G's toilet training on vacation antics. If necessary without notice my youngest child would basically just wonder off hollering "I've got to pee!!!" and then do so no matter where we were or who was watching.


at the park...

behind Tim Horton's in a parking lot, beside a group of bikers...

off the end of the dock at the point...

beside the cottage at the point, during dinner...

I don't have photographic proof but I can tell you he also chose off the back of Uncle Gary s boat, behind our resort cottage and...oh yes the back seat of the rental car. Sorry Budget!
(We won't discuss #2 right Maureen & Zoe!)

~a pack of Pull Ups 35$
~embarrassing your mother across Cape Breton, priceless!

For more Cape Breton photo's click here. Some don't even have someone peeing :)


Black book entries...

G 3 "You are good at that Mommy!" (putting shoes on to go to the airport)

A 5: "Is our house in that pack of houses (pretty good description of townhouses I suppose)

A 5: "hostipal"
when corrected,
A:"I want to do it my way!"

G 3: 25 minutes into trip across the country "I said I want to go home. I don't want to go to the airport!"

A 5: after take off "Everybody can see us."

G 3: after take off " I'm not freaking anymore!"

G 3: 30 minutes after take off "are we here yet?"

A 5: watching monster vs aliens, "why did they put a towel over her head?" (veil)

A 5: during decent to Toronto: "WHERE TIPPING!!!"

A 5: to Auntie Karen (my mothers/Grammie's sister) "Are you my Grammie's Mummy?"

G 3: "I tried to swim in the big blue pool but it was too deep."
G: "I am ice man, I can turn the blue pool into ice!"
Me:how do you do that (assuming he meant with his eyes)
G: with my butt!!!

Things I can't believe I have said out loud...

"don't put your goggles on your penis!"