Coyote Mommy

Remember that film Coyote Ugly, where girls danced on bars...

The bar owner explains why she named her bar as she did, it went something like this...

Girl: Can I ask you somethin'?
Lil: What?
Girl: What - Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean?
Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.

Well I had a Coyote Mommy moment on our flight home the other night where I swear to you I would have rather chewed my arm clear off than wake my ridiculously ornery (and finally sleeping) child!

Ah the fine moments of parenting!