Super star!

G to Auntie Karen:

G: "I assisted a goal at soccer"

Karen: "really?!"

G: "ya I kicked the ball, to the other kid"

Karen: "and then he kicked it in!?"

G, beaming with pride: "no, then that kid kicked it to another kid and then he kicked it to another kid and them he kicked it to another kid...then it went in!!!"

Technicalities, technicalities!