from the mouths of crazy, lovely monkeys...

A age 6 10/12: to Kevin while playing Canadaopoly "Can you rob the bank?"

G age 4 7/12: "when Herman dies can I get a stinkbug?"
poor Herman

G is misbehaving A looks at him straight faced and says "there's gonna be a whole lot of coal this year"

G complaining about dinner, A hollers "just be grateful for what you get!!!"
me~hopping the statistic is true that you learn 90% of what you teach.

A explaining to G a 'magic' trick Daddy used to do.
G: with awe..."wow he's magic!"
A: sounding disappointed "no I thought so too but then I found out it is the only trick he can do"
tough crowd!

A: "can you ask Santa for pets???"

G learning about holiday traditions at school. I hear him explain excitedly to A. "Sinter Clause is very good to us he is going to bring us plenty of candy and GOLD!"
geez that's gonna be a tough one :s

A to G looking at a picture of Santa on a chocolate from his advent calendar "I think this is a woman dressed as Santa!"
they drew him with longish eyelashes.

G playing play-doh: "Look I am making Big, Round Breasts!"
!?!?