Monday, June 7, 2010

from the mouths of crazy, lovely monkeys...

A. age 6: put on a sweat shirt strikes a pose and says "I'm going to Vegas!"
(we may have to limit his So You Think You Can Dance viewing)

A. age 6: "Hey G come look I'm getting on my last nerve!"

Me to A.:"please don't bug your brother."
A. age 6:"I can if I want to."

Me to A.:"A. can you..."
A. age 6:"sure if you..."
how do explain this is not a bargaining table?

A. "Mommy! G. just stepped on a cracker!!!"
Me: "A. can you please not tattle on your brother only tell me if someone is getting hurt or if someone is going to damage property."
A.: "well that cracker just got hurt!!!"


Things my children can have full blow fights over (including wrestling, hitting and name calling)

~"my sandwich is bigger!!!"

~"I have the soup spoon!!!"

~"I saw more noodle trees!!!" (willow trees)

~"YOUR copying ME!!!"

and this was just part of the drive from school and lunch.


They said it all in a breath!?

A.:I need to poo I'm hungry.
G.:I need a drink of water wheres my DS?

seriously they have strange brain patterns!

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