things I can't beleive I have said out loud...,

to the boys at the VanDussen Christmas lights..."NO you CAN'T pee in the Gingerbread house!"

to the boys getting ready for a bath/getting in the bath..."Don't pee on one another!!!"

"Your penis is NOT a toy!!!"

"Do NOT stick the ketchup bottle up your shirt!"
(little help here folks...)

just a few tid bits from our abode. One day they will be really funny, right!

on a side note*
I once read an article (real article) written by a child free woman in regards to her friends with children (one or more) wanting to know just what they did all day. she could not really understand what on earth could be taking up all their time so they could no longer field her phone calls/emails and come round for coffee regularly.
anyways...I started a mental log as to all the jobs I am required to fulfill daily.
It is long and definitely not always glamorous list, I will write the list and post it on here one day. my reason for bringing this up is I would like to say that as of late my position as general Sherpa has evolved to Sherpa/equipment manager.(I will later like to remember this shift) Initially as first time mothers often do I carried everything but the kitchen sink, though I am sure if asked I could possibly have managed a makeshift kitchen sink Macgyver style from the array of things in my diaper bag. It seems we take a brief hiatus from lugging more than we would like in the in between stages when you can manage with maybe some wipes and snacks but I am hear to say don't let that teasing little faze fool you it comes back with a vengeance in the form of swim trunks etc...knapsacks/folders/library books etc.... and skating equipment and all that it in tales. Oh well I just want to thank the universe for the little hiatus it was much appreciated. I am STILL in my pajamas from last night (9:34pm) and something is sticking to the bottom of my sock so I must go take care of all that.