black book entries

A age 5: using the restroom but refusing to close door due to fear.
Me:"oh boy that smells bad!"
A age 5: "that's because I made a big pooh poo like a dog."

A age 5: walking up from laundry room wearing giant green name tag from Kindergarten Intro day says to me (his mother) "good thing I am wearing this so you can see what kid I am!"

G age 2 11/12: After watching a preview to The Twelve Princesses movie, "I want to see to princesses bums!"

G 2 11/12: leaping from stool onto floor, "Canon Fall!!"

G age 2 11/12: holding two tennis rackets in front of his eyes, "Glasses!"

A age 5: from the court during tennis lesson, "Mommy, mommy!"
Me: Yes.
A: "I hit it four times!!!"....."I think!"